Hans' Wishlist

Stuff I'd buy if I only had the cash

Airband Scanner, preferably mobile or handheld (see radio-scanner-guide.com). The Uniden BC72XLT and BC92XLT look like excellent possibilities.
Shirts (Erin is excited because for every new shirt I get, we throw away an old tattered shirt). Here's some fun ones:
- You never forget your first Doctor
- e
- 42
- Almost anything from the xkcd store, especially the raptor shirt, the college shirt, the sudo shirt, or the compiling shirt.
- Capsaicin
- Dead people can read hex
- Hacker
- Insufficient Memory
- Schrödinger's Cat
- SYN/ACK
- Bad Attitude
Metal Peel (any metal peel (wood warps, in my experience) that's 12" wide max would be fine. Even a handmade one from food-safe sheet metal)
Oven brush, bucket, rake
Car Radio. AM/FM, CD/CDR/CDRW, MP3, aux input, and detachable face. Something like the Pioneer DEH-1900MP
Flying Lessons

Not-from-Wal-Mart Board Games. There's a nice list at Funagain Games and BoardGameGeek
Books, Movies, Music
The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi
A Fisher Space Pen
Micro E6-B
Bomber Jacket (A-2 or Indiana Jones)
A Fedora, like what Indiana Jones and Doctor Who wear. and Doctor Who
Butter Crock—especially one with a (partially) unglazed exterior for evaporative cooling. Jim Sloss says he can do that.
A Windsock